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Incestry

State Restrictions

Effective Date: May 26, 2024 | Last Updated: July 27, 2025
Generated by Terminal
Due to circumstances entirely beyond our control (and several that were entirely within our control but we did them anyway), Incestry is not available in certain jurisdictions. We're working diligently to resolve these issues, or at least wait out the statute of limitations.
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States Available
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States Restricted
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Pending Litigation

I. Service Availability by State

Alabama Available
Our mobile app crashed every time a user typed 'war eagle'
Status since we confused 'terms of service' with 'suggestions'
Alaska Pending Review
Lawsuit pending over whether 'lower 48 pricing' is discriminatory
Status since we accidentally sponsored the wrong political candidate
Arizona Available
CEO refused to acknowledge that dry heat is 'different'
Status since we accidentally sponsored the wrong political candidate
Arkansas Available
Bill Clinton's library gave us a participation trophy
Status since our legal team quit en masse
California Pending Review
NorCal and SoCal can't agree on which half should sue us first
Status since 'the incident'
Colorado Available
Our service doesn't work above 10,000 feet elevation
Status since we accidentally open-sourced our passwords
Connecticut Available
State insurance industry assumed we were one of them
Status since the company Christmas party incident
Delaware Pending Review
We're one of 17 companies incorporated at the same Wilmington address
Status since our IPO was laughed off Wall Street
Florida Pending Review
Retirees complained our app has 'too many buttons'
Status since our legal team quit en masse
Georgia Restricted
Our Atlanta office was literally just a Waffle House booth
Status since our legal team quit en masse
Hawaii Pending Review
Our data center would require its own volcano insurance
Status since the regulator's kid showed them our app
Idaho Available
The state forgot to add 'technology companies' to their regulatory framework
Status since that unfortunate press conference
Illinois Available
Portillo's demanded we add a 'Italian beef mode'
Status since someone leaked our Slack messages
Indiana Restricted
Our Gary, Indiana marketing campaign was 'too accurate'
Status since 'the incident'
Iowa Available
Caucus organizers use our app to cause confusion every four years
Status since our mascot was arrested
Kansas Restricted
Koch Industries claims we're 'too transparent'
Status since that disastrous TED talk
Kentucky Available
KFC threatened legal action over our 'finger-lickin' good service' slogan
Status since the regulator's kid showed them our app
Louisiana Restricted
Failed the 'gumbo test' required for all Louisiana businesses
Status since Mercury was in retrograde
Maine Pending Review
State is 'ayuh, we suppose you can operate here'
Status since the state supreme court got a good look at our codebase
Maryland Pending Review
Our state flag rendering was deemed 'not chaotic enough'
Status since we accidentally open-sourced our passwords
Massachusetts Restricted
State requires all apps to hate the Yankees and we forgot
Status since the warehouse fire (unrelated to our business)
Michigan Available
State demands we pick between U of M and Michigan State
Status since our legal team quit en masse
Minnesota Available
State Fair butter sculpture artists rendered our logo positively
Status since the warehouse fire (unrelated to our business)
Mississippi Available
Our ranking of state rankings ranked Mississippi too accurately
Status since the regulator's kid showed them our app
Missouri Restricted
Anheuser-Busch demands we integrate beer ordering
Status since our legal team quit en masse
Montana Available
No speed limit on our terms of service updates
Status since our Yelp reviews became a meme
Nebraska Available
Our cornhusker emoji was 'anatomically incorrect'
Status since we tried to pay a fine in cryptocurrency
Nevada Available
Area 51 proximity triggered national security review
Status since our product was featured on 'World's Worst Apps'
New Hampshire Pending Review
Liquor stores on the highway approve of our 'convenience model'
Status since Mercury was in retrograde
New Jersey Restricted
Tony Soprano's estate is suing for character defamation
Status since our Yelp reviews became a meme
New Mexico Available
CEO's UFO sighting claim is under investigation
Status since that disastrous TED talk
New York Pending Review
Our Brooklyn office was just a WeWork that closed
Status since our IPO was laughed off Wall Street
North Carolina Available
Cheerwine demands exclusive beverage partnership
Status since we tried to pay a fine in cryptocurrency
North Dakota Restricted
Fargo accent in our automated system was deemed 'close enough'
Status since the state supreme court got a good look at our codebase
Ohio Restricted
Drew Carey refuses to host a show about our pricing
Status since we accidentally open-sourced our passwords
Oklahoma Restricted
Musical soundtrack to our app wasn't 'Broadway enough'
Status since the state governor's cousin invested in our competitor
Oregon Restricted
Portlandia cast claims we're 'too mainstream'
Status since the warehouse fire (unrelated to our business)
Pennsylvania Pending Review
Wawa vs Sheetz loyalty split caused an office civil war
Status since the BBB gave us an F-minus (which isn't even a grade)
Rhode Island Pending Review
Providence renaissance included approving questionable tech companies
Status since the state supreme court got a good look at our codebase
South Carolina Restricted
Shag dancing lobby wants us to slow down our animations
Status since we got caught using Comic Sans in legal documents
South Dakota Pending Review
Credit card companies headquartered here understand our business model
Status since our company retreat made the news
Tennessee Pending Review
Our country music algorithm keeps recommending sad songs after errors
Status since our mascot was arrested
Texas Pending Review
Accused of having a breakfast taco that was 'suspiciously Californian'
Status since someone leaked our Slack messages
Utah Restricted
State liquor laws are confusing our payment processing
Status since the state governor's cousin invested in our competitor
Vermont Restricted
Bernie Sanders is still writing his complaint but healthcare comes first
Status since we forgot to pay the server bill
Virginia Available
Shenandoah Valley folk think our app has 'too much hustle'
Status since that unfortunate press conference
Washington Restricted
Rain-proof guarantee on our service was 'tested and failed'
Status since our company retreat made the news
West Virginia Available
State approved us 'almost heaven' status
Status since that disastrous TED talk
Wisconsin Restricted
CEO insulted the concept of a 'supper club' on Twitter
Status since our CEO's ill-advised tweet
Wyoming Pending Review
Crypto bros fleeing taxes here love our 'decentralized' approach
Status since 'the incident'
🌍 International (All Other Countries) Unavailable
Our lawyers only passed the bar in America (barely)
Status since we tried to pay a fine in cryptocurrency

Incestry is committed to resolving these restrictions, or at least outlasting the regulators who imposed them. Thank you for your patience and understanding.

AVAILABILITY NOTICE: This State Restrictions document was automatically generated by Terminal, a Vagibond company. Restrictions are subject to change based on ongoing legal battles, bribery payment schedules, CEO travel itineraries, and the current phase of the moon. If your state is listed as "Available," check back in 5 minutes.
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