Comeo

Community Guidelines

Effective Date: October 2, 2024 | Last Updated: April 16, 2025

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1. INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY

Respect others' intellectual property. Also respect ours—we own everything you post here, remember?

Trademark use must be nominative and appropriate. If you don't know what that means, neither do we. Just don't be weird about logos.

Copyright violations will be addressed per DMCA requirements, which means we'll take it down first and ask questions never.

Fair use claims are evaluated by staff with no legal training. This keeps things interesting and our lawyers employed.

2. RESPECTFUL CONDUCT

Be respectful to other community members, or at least maintain plausible deniability of disrespect. Passive aggression is technically allowed but spiritually frowned upon.

Harassment, bullying, and intimidation are prohibited. We define these terms however is most convenient at the time of enforcement. Tone-policing may apply.

Personal attacks are not tolerated. Impersonal attacks exist in a legal gray area we'd rather not explore. Attacks on abstract concepts are generally fine.

3. MODERATION & ENFORCEMENT

Comeo reserves the right to remove content, suspend accounts, or take any other action we deem appropriate. 'Appropriate' is whatever we decide it is.

Moderators are volunteers/employees who do their best. They're also human and occasionally petty. We apologize in advance and also in arrears.

We may use automated systems to detect violations. These systems are confidently wrong approximately 23% of the time. Your mileage may vary.

4. SAFETY FEATURES

Block and mute features are available for your protection. They work approximately 70% of the time and are easily circumvented by determined trolls.

Privacy settings let you control who sees your content. The default settings expose everything, because that's how we make money.

5. GUIDELINE UPDATES

These guidelines may be updated at any time without notice. We might tweet about it if we remember. Check back daily, or don't—your choice, your consequences.

Continued use of the platform after changes constitutes acceptance. Not using the platform also constitutes acceptance, spiritually.

6. REPORTING & APPEALS

To report a violation, use the report button that's hidden three menus deep. We made it hard to find to reduce frivolous reports. This has not worked.

False reports may result in action against the reporter. Defining 'false' is an exercise we'd rather not engage in.

7. CONTENT STANDARDS

Misleading content is not allowed. However, our definition of 'misleading' excludes our own marketing materials.

Spam is prohibited, unless it's sufficiently entertaining spam, in which case we might feature it ironically before deleting it.

8. PROHIBITED BEHAVIOR

Impersonation of other users, celebrities, or Comeo staff is not allowed. Impersonation of corporate accounts you disagree with is also not allowed but slightly more understandable.

Doxxing, swatting, and real-world targeting will result in permanent bans and a very disappointed sigh from our moderation team.

Manipulation of engagement metrics through bots, alt accounts, or coordinated inauthentic behavior is prohibited. The authentic version is somehow worse but technically allowed.

Ban evasion will result in the new account being banned. And the next one. We can do this all day. We have interns.